With Congress passing a heavy new tax on right angles, circular edibles are becoming the most convenient way to keep food budgets from spiraling out of control. Nibble a delicious disk with today's Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of casual Italian fare at East of Chicago Pizza. Choose one of four locations in Coshocton, Ashland, Berlin, and Millersburg.
East of Chicago Pizza placates grumbling hunger mobs with its selection of 11 specialty and deep-dish pizzas and an extensive array of wings, subs, sides, and more. Scale the sour-creamed peaks of the taco pizza, which mingles chicken or beef with lettuce, tomato, black olives, and onions ($14.99), or lounge on the bacon-blanketed shores of the Hawaiian, with ham and pineapple ($14.99).
Topping-centric thrillseekers can submerge taste buds in a seven-layer veggie sub ($4.99+), a breaded torpedo that erupts with mushrooms, onions, green peppers, green olives, black olives, and banana peppers soaked in a stream of pizza sauce and cheese. East of Chicago also offers appetizing sides such as cheezy stix ($3.99), a bundle of breaded cases oozing with dairy goodness, or parmesan POPs ($3.99), hot morsels of freshly baked dough sizzled in a garlic-butter sauce and sprinkled with parmesan cheese, all awaiting a skinny dip in the accompanying marinara kiddie pool.