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What You'll Get
Getting a massage is the only way to get another person to stroke your back, unless you have a petting zoo, a goat mask, and no shame. Finally relax with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- $30 for a 60-minute massage (a $60 value)
- $58 for two 60-minute massages (a $120 value)
Based on each client's needs, Jodi gently batters backs with rolling and kneading in Swedish, deep-tissue, and trigger-point-therapy massage styles. Between strokes, she may also rub aloe, arnica, and ivy lotion into the clients' skin that acts as a moisturizer, pain reliever, and anti-inflammatory.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 28, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. New clients only. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required, or fee up to Groupon price may apply. For the 2-massage option, first massage must be scheduled before 9/30/12. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About East of Eden Emporium
Massage therapist Jodi McClain had just finished her last massage of the day when her patient, still lying prone on the table, burst into tears. She began speaking about difficult emotional issues she'd held in for years, until that massage helped set the pain free. Jodi savors seeing her clients leave happier than they were when they walked in, and uses her custom blend of Swedish, deep-tissue, and trigger-point-therapy massage to achieve this pleasant outcome—by way of ousting tension and muscular pain. She also performs myofascial-release massage and cranio-sacral therapy upon request, and can collaborate with doctors to build injury-treatment plans and incite laughter with multiple taps to the funny bone.
During massages, massage therapists may slather their client's skin in Massage FX cream—infused with aloe, arnica, and ivy extracts—to keep it moisturized and dull any site-specific pain. Though they eschew aromatherapy, they often soak a cloth in eucalyptus and peppermint oils to relieve clients' suffering from sinus pressure. They also conduct facials and specialized skinny massages to tone and tighten skin, as well as applying infrared-light therapy to detox skin and enrage cats by demonstrating the photon theory of light, as most cats still think of light as a wave. They conduct all their treatments in one room designed to evoke a garden; with flowers hung from the ceiling, a decorative fence, and soft lighting. While they often plays piano melodies, the massage therapists also lull clients toward relaxation with a bubbling water fountain and casual conversation.