What You'll Get
The sudden onset of hunger pains is the leading cause of unfinished novels, cancelled duels, and tied soccer matches. Today's Groupon employs delicious Italian cuisine to cut down on unfinished business: for $7, you get $15 worth of Italian fare at casual eatery East Side Mario's on Ontario Street in St. Catharines.
East Side Mario's kitchen warriors vanquish hunger pangs by assembling a vast menu of classic Italian pizzas, pastas, and seafood. The spaghettini primavera weaves its way through sun-dried tomatoes, snow peas, and basil ($13.99), and shrimp, mussels, and sea scallops populate the seafood linguine's saucy depths ($16.99). Wean hands from smug Rubik's cubes by occupying them instead with hand-pressed pizzas baked in stone ovens. Pizzas such as the goat cheese and grilled chicken ($10.99–$15.99) or the sausage and hot pepper ($9.99–$14.99) not only assuage the appetite but also mirror the exact dimensions of a cyclops's monocle.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 31, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person. Limit 1 per table. Limit 1 per visit. Must purchase 1 food item. Valid only at St. Catharines location. Dine-in only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.