Like cars, human beings require occasional corrective bodywork, custom finishing, and fresh coats of wax to avoid being towed away and crushed into a cube. Keep your chassis classy with today's Groupon to Eastside Oasis Day Spa & Massage Therapy in Bellevue. Choose from the following options:

• For $20, you get $40 worth of any spa and salon services.
• For $129, you get a Lavender Lady package (a $320 value).
• For $129, you get a Seattle Men's Spa package (a $320 value).

The talented, committed staff at Eastside Oasis can help restore the all-important mind-body balance. The salon offers an array of services to help repair and upgrade hair by way of straightening, styling, and colouring, and hirsute body parts can evict delinquent hair tenants with a waxing of the brow ($15), lip ($10), or bikini line ($35). Those who opt for general spa and salon services can shellac their nails for up to two weeks ($30) or release tension under a 30-minute Swedish massage ($40). Check the website for a full list of services.

The Lavender Lady package treats the entire body to three hours of knot smoothing, muscle easing, and skin soothing. Exhausted pavement pushers are nourished in the course of a heated foot soak, as Mother Nature's pheromones nurture mind and matter during a lavender Turkish body scrub and lavender-mint scalp massage. Refreshed physiques repose in an infrared sauna and steam before rinsing in a Swiss shower and unburdening their shoulders of metaphorical weight and quippy parrots during a 50-minute Swedish massage. Spa-goers may then choose between an aromatherapy spa facial with heated booties or a 50-minute spa pedicure.

Men are treated to a spa day with similar services, including a foot soak, dry scalp massage, and Swedish massage with peppermint body butter. Hands and feet, spent after days of long shadow-puppet shifts, are given a paraffin dip, and feet are pampered with an OPI espresso spa pedicure before all phalanges are ensconced in heated booties. Grizzled faces are given a 50-minute aromatherapy facial that will seduce nostrils more effectively than the smell of barbecue wafting across a barren plain. With two Groupons and an extra $20, pairs can upgrade to a couples room.