$30 for a Consultation and Acupuncture Treatment at East West Acupuncture and Wellness Center, Inc. ($75 Value)

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Health is more than the absence of disease; it's the overall well being of the physical, psychological, and emotional biospheres. Today's Groupon can heal you through and through: $30 for a full head-to-toe analysis, consultation, and acupuncture treatment at East West Acupuncture and Wellness Center, Inc. (a $75 value). The whole thing takes about 90 minutes and can be used to treat clients of any age, even manboys. Call ahead to make your appointment.

East West's Dr. Shelly Masters is a graduate of the University of California, Irvine, and Academy of Oriental Medicine at Austin, as well as fully certified by the National Council of Colleges of Acupuncture and Oriental Medicine (NCCAOM). Her intensive 3,000+ hours of education have helped her master a light touch when it comes to therapeutic acupuncture. Your visit with Dr. Shelly will begin with a full analysis and consultation. Once she has pinpointed the kinks in your meridians, she will literally pinpoint them by administering your acupuncture treatment. Dr. Shelly prides herself on providing a pain-free, relaxing, spa-like experience, so you'll barely feel it as she gently needles you, unlike when your father-in-law needles you about your shoddy carpentry skills.

Acupuncture has proven an effective remedy for a variety of ailments, including allergies, sports injuries, depression, hypertension, digestive issues, insomnia, migraines, infertility, and more. Unless you're fresh out of your original packaging, you probably suffer from something that can be easily acupunctured away. You can also buy multiple Groupons as gifts, so you can finally get your stunt double's back pain treated as recompense for all those years he made you look cool at the office and supermarket.


Though it only opened in March, two Yahoo! reviewers and one Ledger reader already give East West Acupuncture & Wellness five stars:

  • [Dr. Masters'] treatment is far beyond of [sic] other acupuncturists because of her profound knowledge on [sic] western medicine and extensive experience in nutrition. – txlotus, Ledger

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Jun 30, 2010. Amount paid never expires. New clients only. Limit 1 per person. May purchase multiple as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation policy. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About East West Acupuncture and Wellness Center, Inc.

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