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What You'll Get
Like excessive empathy for a shar-pei puppy, habitual stress can cause faces to sag. Prop up your smile maker with today’s Groupon to East West Massage Therapy in Newton. Choose from the following options:
- For $19, you get a 30-minute steam-sauna session for two (a $40 value).
- For $49, you get three 30-minute steam-sauna sessions for two (a $120 value).
- For $79, you get five 30-minute steam-sauna sessions for two (a $200 value).
East West Massage Therapy sequesters pairs in a private steam sauna that holistically detoxifies bodies and tames stress with thermal therapy. To begin, stiff muscles go limp in the hot sauna for about 10 minutes, soothed by the sultry, jungle-like temperature and recordings of purring panthers until the first beads of sweat drip from foreheads and pinky toes. Physiques leap from their perches in the wooden chamber into a cool, tiled shower, where they stimulate cardiovascular- and immune-system health under a chilly cascade. Aided by hair and body lathers, couples can scrub each other’s backs under the refreshing stream, and friends can wash out sculptural coifs modeled after ex’s jheri curl. A resting period of about five minutes is recommended before the second steam round, during which time invigorated limbs cuddle amid fresh towels, robes, and slippers. Groupon customers also receive 30% off any future massage purchase.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 13, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About East West Massage Therapy
As its name implies, East West Massage Therapy uses body-work techniques from around the world to relax and heal clients. Their team of licensed massage therapists specialize in relieving muscle and joint tension using a variety of massage modalities, including deep-tissue and neuromuscular massage, as well as Eastern modalities, including joint-mobilizing Thai massage and high-pressure shiatsu. Reiki masters and body workers, meanwhile, employ other traditional Eastern medicine to relieve pain. Semi-private yoga classes help visitors take an active role in their relaxation without having to pen their own self-help books.