In addition to the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today’s Groupon at East2West Massage, located inside the Alainn Tu Salon and Spa on Folsom Boulevard. Choose between two options:
- For $36, you get your choice of a one-hour Swedish or deep-tissue massage (a $75 value).
- For $59, you get $120 worth of massage services.
East2West Massage compiles a coalition of certified massage maestros capable of transforming the stiffest of forms into serene symphonies of overjoyed muscles. The gentle pressure of a Swedish massage or the firm strokes of a deep-tissue session unearth stress particles lodged within your body before they are pressed and pulled out—gently extracting your cares and woes and then calmly bludgeoning them to death with a scented candle or tranquilly drowning them in one of East2West’s relaxing fountains. The internationally erudite massage therapists provide a variety of soothing one-hour ($75) and 90-minute ($100) services including hot-stone treatments and Hawaiian lomi-lomi massages, which are used to help Hawaiians overcome the soul-crushing stress of living in a tropical paradise for centuries. East2West also has a prenatal massage table for mothers-to-be, which allows women to lie facedown comfortably and safely during their massage.
As of November 15, 2011, East2West Massage has moved from its Sacramento location to Carmichael.
East2West Wellness Studio
East2West Wellness Studio's certified massage therapists practice techniques that earned the business the title of Best Massage from CityVoter in 2010. During 60-minute massages, professionals practice modalities such as Swedish, deep tissue, reflexology and sports massage. Couples massages bring together dynamic duos such as friends, partners, or rival professional wrestlers for side-by-side muscle molding. Soothing music augments private relaxation sanctuaries where clients receive treatments.