What You'll Get
Without grass and other plants, there would be no oxygen and nothing to prevent bunnies from discovering that humans taste delicious. Maintain your green rabbit grub with today's Groupon: for $50, you get two lawn mowings from Eastern Grounds Maintenance (a $100 value).
Family owned and operated by Pete and William Schultz, Eastern Grounds Maintenance transforms lawns into their most resplendent selves through top-quality landscaping and property-maintenance services. As the Easter Bunny cracks its ceremonial whip in time with the arrival of spring, Eastern Grounds Maintenance's yard-wranglers will unleash a legion of grass-guillotines onto your verdant backyard views or spare baseball diamonds.
Each visit (a $50 value) by two to four Eastern Grounds Maintenance employees covers a 1/3-acre lot, more than enough space to engrave lawn sonnets to passing hot air balloons. Eastern Grounds Maintenance's retinue of green-grazing gurus will perform your lawn haircuts in two consecutive weeks, staving off over-eager green growth and readying your abode for furious home-free tournaments.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 24, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 9 per person. Limit 9 per visit. By appointment only. 1 Groupon is valid for 1/3 acre; may buy up to 9 for larger area. Maximum of 2 visits per household. Lawns must already be somewhat maintained. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.