What You'll Get
Pistons and shafts overheat and seize up unless protected by a slick, shiny coating of oil, just like classical Greco-Roman wrestlers. Keep your engine parts from throttling each other with today's Groupon: for $149, you get a comprehensive auto service package at Eastside Auto Service in Oakville (a $299.80 value).
Eastside Auto Service’s experienced technicians check dipsticks, tighten lug nuts, and administer Canadian Automobile Association-approved auto repair services with an astute attention to detail. Wayward coupes and unruly sedans go from feral to fabulous after being dropped off for a boot camp of expert services and finishing lessons in proper roadside manners. A lube oil and filter service tops engines off with five litres of quencher (a $39.95 value), and synthetic oil is available for an extra charge. A 140-point comprehensive vehicle inspection (a $149.95 value) nitpicks nuances and bestows drivers with a breakdown of boo-boos in order of importance.
Like chronic ballerinas, tires need to be rotated from time to time, so technicians conduct a tire and wheel analysis examining the rubber condition, tread depth and wear pattern, followed by a rotation and balance service (a $69.95 value). A battery and charging system inspection and analysis concludes the sub-hood services, and a mini detailing splatters sports cars with a bevy of spa services. After an exterior wash, interior vacuum, window cleaning and tire dressing (a $39.95 value), autos leave the garage more refreshed than if they showered in lemonade.
Eastside Auto Service offers all Groupon customers a complimentary customer care kit, which includes a rewards card that earns dollars good for services or charitable donations, 24/7 continent-wide roadside assistance, and a two-year, 40,000 mile nationwide warranty. Eastside’s free local shuttle service conveys drivers up to 10 km and runs on carrier pigeon concentrate.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 17, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Additional charge for synthetic oil. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.