Now that food has been determined to have no hallucinogenic or addictive properties, the government has finally declared the Schedule I controlled substance safe for human consumption. Enjoy some deliciously decriminalized dining with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of seafood, burgers, pasta, first-rate wine, and more at Eclectic Wine Bar & Grille, located in the heart of the NoHo Arts District.

Eclectic Wine Bar & Grille pairs entree searchers with the ideal meal for their culinary crosshairs, using a vast menu as the appetizing ammo. Mealtime starters include the popular tuna tartare ($14), with hand-cut ahi tuna mixed with avocado, cilantro, and scallions. Pasta-art students with a degree in linguine engineering can create their own dish by adding Cajun chicken ($5), smoked salmon ($7), goat cheese ($4), and more to Eclectic's pasta offerings ($12+). Pizzas, sandwiches, and seafood selections such as the grilled salmon ($21) round out the list of entrees that, when stacked atop each other, would be taller than a gaggle of Yao Mings.

Drink-wise, Eclectic Wine Bar & Grille provides an extensive selection of wines that pair well with meals and with the engaging, helpful staff waiting to help diners strike grape-juice gold. Champagne aficionados swarm to the restaurant on Sundays, when Eclectic offers unlimited champagne or mimosas for $21. Accompanying the sips and eats is an engaging and hypnotizing atmosphere. Vivid colors radiating from blue neon signs, brick-layered walls, and multi-hued artwork will dazzle diners' eyes, especially those who recently escaped from a 1950s television.

Reviews

Citysearchers give Eclectic Wine Bar & Grille an average of 4.5 stars, and more than 100 Yelpers give it a 3.5-star average:

• Whenever I get the chance to travel to NoHo (live in SF Bay Area), there's always one place I always go to, that's this place!! Can't beat the location. – DaemonSword, Citysearch
• The staff is a delight, the food has always been wonderful, and the atmosphere is creative and artistic. – kittieskarma, Citysearch
• The wine and food selection was extensive, but not overwhelming. Our entrées were quite generous and everyone seemed to be pleased with their meal. – Linda L., Yelp