What You'll Get
The body's first line of defense is the skin, which protects muscles and organs from invasive forces such as bacteria, laundry lint, and aggressive, cheek-pinching aunts. Give your skin a high-five with today's Groupon: for $23, you get an unlimited one-month pass for photo-rejuvenation services (a $49 value) at Eclipse Sunless Tanning on Westheimer Road.
A three-time Best of Citysearch award winner, Eclipse Sunless Tanning offers a veritable cornucopia of skin-based treatments. Photo- rejuvenation therapy operates via a spectrum of visible, non-UV-based red light. Once patients step inside the stand-up chamber of the Ergoline Beauty Lounge, the 12-minute treatment commences, bombarding dermal layers with visible red-light wavelengths for potentially firmer, smoother skin. Initial results are thought to include a clearer, more radiant complexion, helpful during photo shoots, special events, and power outages. After several sessions, clients see a marked improvement in tint and clarity, with texture upgraded from "crinkle cut" to "regular french fry" on the skin/potato spectrum.
For best results, two to three sessions per week for three months are recommended. Customers may purchase up to three Groupons to extend their unlimited month to an unlimited-month triad, a magical number cited throughout history by mystics seeking clear complexions. Eclipse also provides a helpful staff and clean, modern facilities for an ultimately enjoyable skinsperience.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 9, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Must activate by 3/9/11. Pass good for 1 month after activation. Limit 3 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 session per day. Subject to availability. Non-transferable. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.