What You'll Get
Unless you're cultivating a dirty dish collection, sometimes it can feel like all you ever do is clean the kitchen. Instead of giving up your hobbies to clean the kitchen or teaching your swarm of fruit flies how to hold a soapy sponge, get spick-and-span with today’s Groupon. For $20, this deal gets you EcoMaids’s fill-in service, an expert bathroom and kitchen cleaning (a $49.95 value). The expert EcoMaids will go gunning for grime anywhere in Philadelphia, Montgomery, and Bucks counties.
Cleaning your kitchen and bathroom often results in the antiseptic scent of bleach and artificial pine. EcoMaids uses only non-toxic, chemical-free products that won't harm your family, your pets, your family's family of pets, your pet family, or the environment. These gentle yet effective products will get your surfaces sparkly clean without damaging your furniture finishes or utility surfaces. EcoMaids will dust, spray, scrub, wipe, scrub, wipe, mop, and sweep your floors, surfaces, baseboards, and more. They'll empty the garbage, clean the encrusted Lean Cuisine from your microwave, and fold your toilet paper into a welcoming triangle. Instead of you having to go on an expedition to find dishes lurking under your housemate's bed, EcoMaids will gather and load your dishes into your dishwasher for you. If you don't have a dishwasher, EcoMaids will clean your crusty bowls by hand. Click on EcoMaids' checklist to get a full run-down of the services they provide.
Prepare for out-of-town guests, or gussy up your kitchen before the in-laws stop by. Thanksgiving may bring a lot of foot traffic to your kitchen and bath; make the experience sparkle or negotiate the post-feast damage with today's deal. It even makes a thoughtful gift for your messy nephew or newly retired mom.
It's opening week for EcoMaids in Philadelphia, but here's what one SuperPages user said about EcoMaids in Albany:
- WOW! I couldn't believe the extreme level of detail. The maids were very professional and thorough. Highly recommend, I've singed [sic] up for bi-weekly service. – Guest73834, Superpages
Cleanin’ on a Prayer
Cleanliness is next to godliness, so to keep your pad clean between EcoMaid visits, why not embrace Pascal’s Wager and try our official Groupon Official Non-Denominational Uni-Belief Unsoiled Residence Invocation? It’s suitable for mixed company, respecting the beliefs of atheists to true believers of all stripes. So pray to your own higher power (or no one). Groupon does not have a stance on these complicated issues:
Dear Higher Power Who May Or May Not Exist (No Judgments Here Either Way),
Please make sure that my home stays clean using all of Your very real powers, which definitely exist, or maybe don’t, we’re not taking sides. Use Your infinite wisdom which is infinite or maybe finite or maybe something else to give me the strength if You can, if You want to, not that You can’t, but, You know, to keep my home in good order. I know You can hear me or not and I want to give huge thanks to You, unless You don’t like being thanked. You know what, best to disregard this whole thing, if You want to. Amen.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 9, 2010. Amount paid never expires. 1 per person. May buy multiple as gifts. Service area limited to residents in Philadelphia, Montgomery, and Bucks counties. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.