According to an old saying, your home is your castle, your television is your court jester, and your dog is your moat. Repel invading dust-bunny hordes with today's Groupon: for $65, you get three hours of eco-friendly house-cleaning services from EcoStar Green Cleaning (a $150 value). Customers have the choice of hiring one cleaner for three hours or two cleaners for an hour and a half.

EcoStar Green Cleaning prides itself on making every room in customers' homes glisten from ceiling to shag carpeting. The company exclusively uses green products that are biodegradable and nontoxic. Some of the cleaning services performed by the mop- and vacuum-wielding workers can include disinfecting toilets, tubs, and sinks, taking out garbage, washing dishes, vacuuming, making beds, and making helpful edits to your unfinished novel. For an additional cost, the dust-busting crew at EcoStar Green Cleaning also welcomes special requests, such as cleaning inside the stove or turning all your dolphin figurines east to see the sunrise. EcoStar Green Cleaning offers all customers a 24-hour satisfaction guarantee—if you are not pleased with the cleaning job, let them know within the next sun cycle and they will come back to fix the issue.

This Groupon is only valid in Salt Lake Valley. There is an additional travel fee ($10–$15) required for greater metropolitan areas, including Odgen, Tooele, Provo, and Park City.