What You'll Get
While a watched pot of water will eventually boil, a watched vacuum will never autonomously clean up a savaged piñata. Leave the cleaning to the pros with today's Groupon to Ecolife Green Cleaning Company, valid within a 25-mile radius of downtown San Jose. Choose between the following options:
- For $49, you get one two-hour residential-cleaning session (a $126 value).
- For $139, you get three two-hour residential-cleaning sessions (a $378 value). Sessions must be scheduled on separate days.
The professional staff at Ecolife Green Cleaning Company scrubs-down houses with environmentally friendly products during customized two-hour residential-cleaning sessions. Available any day of the week, the flexible cleaning brigade's background-checked scouring specialists can target kitchens, bathrooms, or secret squash courts hidden behind rotating bookcases, depending on the client’s individual desires. Using nontoxic and hypoallergenic cleaning supplies, filth fighters can scrub floors, wash windows, or wield the tap water–based Activeion ionator to kill germs without cleaning solution. Carpets and homeowners breathe sighs of relief after thorough scuz oustings with a HEPA filtered vacuum, and neat stacks of washed, dried, and folded laundry whisper words of gratitude to hardworking humans and helpful cartoon birds. Appointments must be scheduled at least one week in advance.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 8, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Valid only for option purchased. Must redeem services in full by 4/7/12. New clients only. Valid only within 25mi of San Jose. Not valid in Santa Cruz County, Boulder Creek, Scotts Valley, or mountain areas. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.