Cleaning a dirty kitchen without touching it necessitates stealing a magician’s toothbrush or teaching a swarm of fruit flies to hold a soapy sponge. Borrow someone else’s arms instead with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get one environmentally friendly house-cleaning package from EcoMaids (a $110 value). The skilled EcoMaids will go gunning for grime anywhere in the service areas listed here. This Groupon is valid for the following rooms:

• kitchen
• living room
• dining room
• entryway
• stairs and hallways

EcoMaids uses only all-natural, modern, bio-based green cleaning products that are gentle on your family, your pets, your family’s family of pets, your pet family, and the environment. These mild yet effective products get surfaces sparkly clean without damaging furniture finishes or utility surfaces. Each scrubbing session covers the core section of the home, including a cleaning of the kitchen, living room, dining room, and entry; you may add additional rooms, such as a bedroom or bathroom, for $15 each. EcoMaids will dust, spray, scrub, wipe, mop, and vacuum floors, surfaces, baseboards, and more. They’ll empty the garbage, clean the encrusted tomato sauce from the sink, and fold toilet paper into a welcoming triangle. To keep you from having to go on an expedition to find dishes lurking under your housemate’s bed, EcoMaids will gather and load your dishes into your dishwasher for you. Click on EcoMaids’ checklist to get a full run-down of services they provide.