Statistically, home is the place you're most likely to fall asleep under a running lawn mower or spontaneously combust while trying to slow dance with a running lawn mower. Find a safe haven with today's Groupon: for $29, you get a one-night stay in a suite at Econo Lodge Inn & Suites (up to a $65 value).
The amiable, multilingual hospitality purveyors at Econo Lodge Inn & Suites envelop guests in doting comfort and sate restless hunger with a complimentary continental breakfast. The Evansville location accommodates fastidious travelers with in-room temperature controls and HBO-equipped cable television. Each suite incubates conversation with plush chairs and a coffee table, around which you can host company or reenact any number of sitcom scenes. Cushy carpeting eliminates tennis-shoe-squeak-based anxiety, while queen-size mattresses prevent the nightmares of a world without comfort. Digitally dexterous businesspeople can tap the free high-speed wireless network in order to buy stocks, sell stocks, or stock up on pictures of adorable kittens.
Seven Hotels.com reviewers give the EconoLodge Inn & Suites an average of four stars: