What You'll Get
In the Dark Ages, princesses cleansed themselves of toxic pitch and court gossip by soaking in baths of Fabergé eggs and gold doubloons. Dip your toes into in a similar but more effective elixir with today's Groupon. For $25, you get an ionic detoxifying foot bath from Eden Day Spa and Wellness Center, a $50 value. Eden's La Verne spa is protected by an invisible field of calming energy generated by a staff committed to treating the whole individual, eliminating both stress and any pursuing Moria orcs.
Eden's ion bath uses a field of non-invasive electromagnetic energy to draw out cellular-level toxins and pollutants. It neutralizes and eliminates harmful free radicals, increases immune function, and improves overall wellness. Each individual Ion Workers Union Local 78 Certified ion is personally trained by Eden's experienced staff to enter your body imperceptibly, knock on the door of each and every cell, ask if they've had any problems, kick down the door when they receive no reply, and drag out the bare-chested, noxious nasty. Though the treatment only lasts a half-hour, detoxification continues for up to 48 hours, so don't be surprised when you encounter jealous shoe soles and resentful rugs.
Detoxifying your body may help alleviate allergies and body pain, as well as boost energy levels. Daily bodily buildup of caffeine, pollution, tobacco, and more will be removed through the 4,000 pores of your feet. Your body, freed from the heavy burden of toxicity, can reassert its normal, balanced vitality. An ion treatment is the ideal solution for those feeling sluggish, depressed, and itchy-spleened, or those whose political beliefs restrict them to a diet of discontinued Surge soda and polysorbate 80.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 15, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Subject to availability. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeit. Not valid with other offers. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.