Statistically, home is the place you're most likely to fall asleep under a running lawn mower or spontaneously combust while trying to slow dance with a running lawn mower. Find a safe haven with today's Groupon: for $60, you get a one-night stay in either a standard two-queen bedroom or a one-king bedroom (typically a $119 value if booked online) at the Edmonton Hotel & Convention Centre, located on 76th Avenue.
Recently remodelled, the Edmonton Hotel & Convention Centre's 168 spacious rooms house the attendees of conferences, weddings, and other high-volume events that take place in their capacious meeting facilities. At the end of the day, hotel guests can slip into queen- or king-sized berths and swaddle their sleepy heads in the soporific softness of an overstuffed pillow, which supports dreaming like a Disney feature-length film. After guests are awoken by the room's alarm clock or portable automated rooster, they can brew a breakfast beverage with the in-room coffeemaker and kick start drowsy mornings. The free high-speed Internet access enables guests to instantly Wikipedia the origins of cheese.
Steer soul vessels through the quiet seas of the salt-water lap pool, or test mettle against the jacuzzi's mast-cracking maelstrom before retiring to steam away stress in the sauna. The full-service fitness centre fuels the fruition of firm, sexy flesh, and the hotel's duo of dining venues sates tongues more effectively than a kiss from Burt Gilliam.
TripAdvisors give the Edmonton Hotel & Convention Centre an average of 3.5 owl eyes:
- I did eat at the hotel a few times and the food was good and actually very cheap! Everyone seemed very friendly. I would stay here again! – sjcan8119
- I had the opportunity to stay at this hotel last week and it was an enjoyable stay. Staying at this hotel again this week as a result of the good service and remodeled rooms. – albertaguy24