Though its primary purpose remains disrupting college lectures and movie screenings, laser light has also proved to be useful in the precise slimming of human bodies. Reap the benefits of the world’s favourite repurposed supervillain weapon with today’s Groupon to Edmonton Laser Centre. This Groupon is valid at both Edmonton locations. Choose between two options:

• For $79, you get one LipoLaser treatment (a $300 value).
• For $199, you get three LipoLaser treatments (a $900 value).<p>

Winners of a 2009 Consumers’ Choice Award, the trained techs at Edmonton Laser Centre harness the power of the latest technology to perform a slew of healing, beautifying, and fat-annihilating services. A noninvasive and virtually painless procedure, LipoLaser reduces the appearance of body fat by focusing a low-level laser on fatty cells, allowing wavelengths to shimmy and shake excess water, fatty acids, and glycerol from the shrinking cells. Problem pudge—whether on arms, back, love handles, or tush—is reshaped and defined in 40 minutes, the amount of time it takes to prepare 40 servings of minute rice. Although many patients may look and feel sleeker after the first treatment, the typical protocol for ultimate slimness involves two to three treatments in one week supplemented by cardio activity.