Though its primary purpose remains disrupting college lectures and movie screenings, laser light has also proved to be useful in the precise smoothing of human bodies. Reap the benefits of the world’s favourite repurposed supervillain weapon with today’s Groupon to Edmonton Laser Centre.

Choose from the following options:

• For $119, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on a small area (a $1,200 value).
• For $199, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on a large area (a $1,800 value).
• For $299, you get one year of unlimited laser hair-removal for three small areas or one large area (a $3,500 value).<p>

Click here for a list of valid small and large areas.<p>

This Groupon is valid at both Edmonton locations. The centre recommends that sessions be spaced at least eight weeks apart, or clients are subject to an additional fee.<p>

Winners of a 2009 Consumers’ Choice Award, the trained techs at Edmonton Laser Centre harness the power of the LightSheer diode system to battle unwanted hair on nearly all skin types. A noninvasive and virtually painless procedure, laser hair removal pulses condensed light into follicles, where it destroys each hair’s growth potential by flashing a cease-and-desist order in Morse code. Meanwhile, the system’s cooling function comforts clients and keeps the surrounding tissue unharmed. Surplus fuzz—whether on arms, back, bikini lines, or chests—departs during sessions that last anywhere from 5 to 60 minutes, the amount of time it takes to prepare 5 to 60 servings of minute rice. By causing virtually no downtime, the procedure lets clients show off smoother physiques almost immediately.