Faces are the mood ring of the body, letting us know how people feel without having to take their basal temperature or read poorly punctuated livejournals. Keep your mood projector in working condition with today's Groupon to Edward Joseph Laser Rejuvenation Center in Staten Island. Choose from these options:

• For $99, you get three laser hair-removal treatments on the upper lip, chin, unibrow, ears, neck, underarms, or bikini line (a $225 value).
• For $50, you get a one-hour microdermabrasion (a $100 value).
• For $30, you get a one-hour facial (a $65 value).

Edward Joseph's skin treatments seek to restore a youthful and rejuvenated look to each client by taking his or her skin type, lifestyle, and sensitivities into account. Like lifting up a mossy log only to find a new face underneath, microdermabrasion uses a light suction to remove the top layer of dead facial skin, fading out fine lines and banishing sunspots to their home deep in the solar system. Edward Joseph's aestheticians also tailor facials to suit each guest's skincare goals, such as hitting a game-winning home run with your forehead, and its certified nurses use an FDA-approved Cutera Laser during laser hair removal to defuzz problem areas. All three laser treatments must be used on the same area.

Find more laser hair removal deals near you.