Being beautiful is hard work, which is why, when viewed up close, most supermodels resemble elderly oil-rig workers. Get someone else to do the dirty work for you with today's Groupon, at Edward S. Lee Plastic Surgery in Englewood Cliffs or Avenel. Choose between two options:

• For $999, you get an approximately two-week long, six-session treatment of Zerona body slimming (a $1,999 value), available only at the Englewood Cliffs location
• For $99, you get 10 units of Botox (a $200 value) at the Avenel or Englewood Cliffs locations

Board-certified plastic surgeon, Edward S. Lee and his highly trained team of body buffers combine recent technological advances and a strong medical background to beautify bodies and revise visages. During the Zerona treatment series, five low-level lasers melt fat, jettisoning plump cells so that they can be safely eliminated by the lymphatic system. The 40-minute procedure is repeated about every other day for two weeks for maximum effectiveness and is designed to remove 2–6 inches from the treated area. The procedure requires no surgery or injections, has minimal down time, and—unlike the vice grip of a new father-in-law's suggestively sinister handshake—is virtually pain free. The Zerona treatment is ideal for the waist, hips, thighs, back, buttocks, or anywhere else with localized pockets of fat that have remained resistant to diet, exercise, and threats to take away their car privileges. Zerona is only available at the Englewood Cliffs location.

Those looking to excavate wrinkle sites, rather than slim down stomachs, can benefit from Botox treatments. Dr. Lee and his staff inject a purified protein into brows, crow's feet, or smile lines, partially paralyzing surrounding wrinkle-creating muscles to help reduce furrows and try to tame skin into a smooth consistency, normally only associated with pasteurized dairy products.