Like the hand inside a sock puppet, the back muscles and spine support the body's every motion and keep it from collapsing into a formless sack of cotton and googly eyes. Maintain your vertebral integrity with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a one-hour massage (a $44 value) and a chiropractic adjustment (up to a $29 value) at Affordable Chiropractic (up to a $73 total value).

Doctor of Chiropractic W.C. LaRock invokes more than 30 years of experience to massage muscles and adjust spines back to health. Chiropractic massage and adjustments can ameliorate structural and postural imbalances, transforming slouchers into human statues. During the one-hour massage, Dr. LaRock targets specific muscles to ease pain, melt stress, and improve spinal alignment. The chiropractic adjustment relieves pressure on joints and may diminish ailments including allergies, creaky disk problems, and metaphysical quandaries. Affordable Chiropractic renders services Monday–Friday during select hours.