Until scientists develop a weapon potent enough to destroy gravity, wrinkles and falling coconuts will continue to serve as humbling reminders of our delicate mortality. Be forever young with today’s Groupon to Elan Medical in Fairfield. Choose between the following options:

• For $120, you get 20 units of Botox (a $250 value).
• For $249, you get one syringe of Juvederm (a $600 value).
  
  

Elan Medical’s physicians spruce-up complexions with FDA-approved Juvederm and Botox dermal fillers. The purified protein solution Botox temporarily uplifts the moderate to severe wrinkles that form on the brow as a result of using one’s forehead to crack walnuts. The dermal filler also issues a leave of absence to the underlying muscles that contribute to the skin folding, resulting in a wrinkle-free brow line and more youthful complexion for up to four months. Other fine lines, such as creases around the nose and mouth, may respond better to the entreaties of a syringe of Juvederm. Packing a patented HYLACROSS technology, the hylauronic acid-based gel gifts aging skin with a burst of suppleness and firmness that can plump fine lines and wrinkles for up to one year. Both treatments take about 10 minutes to administer and require no recovery time, which means clients can immediately return to their jobs as human taxis.

Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Botox here.