Eighty percent of America's cucumber crops go toward pickles; the other 50 percent are distributed among spas for edible eye coverings. Harvest your senses with today's deal: for $60, you get $150 worth of services at Elase Academy. The posh South Jordan beauty school trains students in advanced medical aestheticery under the tutelage of medical professionals, master aestheticians, and record-holding cucumber farmers.

Your Groupon is good for any of the following treatments: facials (starting at $20), chemical peels (starting at $45), lash tintings ($10), wax-offings (starting at $5), hot-stone therapy treatments ($45), body scrubs ($45), soul-sack wraps ($55), gentleman's (or gruffman's) services ($20 and up), fingernail glazing ($2 and up), face-paint applications ($20), and pedi pampering ($2 and up). Injections, eyelash extensions, massage therapies, products, and facial replacements are not available with this Groupon. Services are performed by Elase's advanced students, who pamper guests at a professional level while retaining an amateur's good nature and ability to see through walls.

Mix and match treatments to polarize surrounding light with face and fingernail sparkle, or book a lavish day of pampering as a treat for successfully transferring a VHS copy of The Goonies to Blu-ray. The serene spa is housed in a relaxing, 6,500-square-foot, modern facility, and your treatments will be performed with state-of-the-art equipment. Call ahead for an appointment.

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