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The rustic, lumber-laden cabins and suites at Elbow Lake Lodge ensconce guests in comfort during furloughs along the serene woodland shores of Elbow Lake. Recently betrothed lovers can share a romantic weekend getaway in the Eagles Nest suite, which features a spacious king bed, flickering gas fireplace, soothing jetted tub, and third story lake view for hurling epithets at the moon’s watery reflection ($270/night). Vacationing parents can pack up their tykes for family fun in the generous three-bedroom, two-bath White Pine suite ($400/night), or leave kids with the postal carrier and escape to the same suite’s separately rentable queen-size master bedroom ($165/night; $825/week). Skip stones from the Beachview suite’s private deck ($300/night), or upgrade to the premium Creekside cabin, complete with stone heart fireplace, ample kitchen space, and waterfront views ($580/night); Elbow Lake Lodge’s breadth of accommodations can fit most vacationers’ deepest coniferous desires.

Flanked by the beautiful Boundary Waters canoe area and Voyageurs National Park, 700 feet of inviting shoreline provide an idyllic backdrop to Elbow Lake Lodge’s varied amenities. Practice Lilliputian fun on an 18-hole mini golf course or stare at glowing squares in the common bar area that features free WiFi, HDTV, and a relaxing lounge. Winding trails and lakeside splashing ensure that guests are amply entertained throughout their stay.