What You'll Get
Butlers, forced by billionaires to mash piles of fruit by hand, invented blenders to prevent carpal tunnel and subsequent demotion to human towel rack. Reap the benefits of their creation with today's Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of smoothies, wraps, & soups at Elderberry’s. This deal is valid at all three locations in Roanoke, Blacksburg, and Salem.
Elderberry’s, voted Platinum for both smoothies and milkshakes by Roanoker magazine, busies blenders with fresh and healthy ingredients to create its award-winning beverages, and a crisp collection of wraps, salads, and soups silences audible appetites. The menu of suave solutions showcases juices joined in flavorful matrimony, such as the Elderberry, a fruity fusion of raspberry and cranberry juices, strawberries, elderberries, and orange sherbet ($4.59); the raspberry-packed Really Raspberry ($4.59); or the Not Actually Raspberry, a handful of red paint balls mixed with a pair of Faberge eggs. Desserty drinks implant pep in energy-deficient steps with the coffee-based Perkilator ($4.89), or swaddle exposed sweet teeth in silky sips of the Chocolate Peanutter ($4.89).
Afternoon eaters rekindle the fun of preteen or postgraduate slumber parties with wholesome wraps, such as the turkey and bacon or chicken pesto ($5.20 each), bundled in snug tortilla or flatbread sleeping bags. Herbivores and herbivoyeurs are free to enjoy meat-free munching options, including the classic veggie or hummus wrap ($5.20 each), at tables outside, inside, or along Elderberry's polished smoothie bar.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 17, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Must use in 1 visit. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.