Lewis and Clark were a frownful pair, forced to tour the brimbles and brambles of the wilderness by foot. Today's Groupon gives you a discoverer's eyes with a Robocop's wheels: for $25, you get an hour-long downtown Segway tour with Electric Transport, LLC, up to a $55 value, depending on the day of the week.
Segways are self-balancing, self-transportation devices strung together by magical fate-thread, the dreams of the elderly, and the sound of a cat’s footfall. They’re also an excellent way to cover large swathes of land sans fatigue, a condition which disgruntles the gruntled and saps the enjoyment from an otherwise entertaining tour. Hop on board one of these ultrafuturistic devices and let an experienced tour guide from Electric Transport lead the way through downtown Cleveland and across the Erie lakefront. Learn about interesting Believeland factoids as you zip around North Coast Harbor and downtown areas, none of which are inflatable and stuffed with bouncing children.
A tour with Electric Transport is a fun way to spend time with visiting friends or relatives, and a treat for curious locals eager to learn obscure facts about the city they inhabit. Segways are a game-changing form of transportation, complete with sensations entirely unlike walking or riding a bicycle, yet simple to grasp and operate. Like a new love that feels natural and familiar, your Segway happens organically and ends up teaching you about yourself and the person you'd like to be.
Cleveland Segway Tours
It is no secret that Cleveland native, historian, and self-proclaimed people person Karl C. Johnson loves his city. He decided to put his knowledge to use by crafting his own distinctive tours that replace standard architectural jargon with vibrant yarns involving history, politics, and personal experiences. During Segway tours, Karl gives his guests a choice in the amount of narration he performs, from moderately narrated tours that cover more ground to fully narrated tours that progress more slowly.