Like a pet parakeet or a tube top paid in lieu of rent by an unwanted houseguest, hair often shows up on chests without being invited. Evict follicular freeloaders with today's Groupon: for $19, you get an electrolysis package from Electrolysis by Vanessa (a $50 total value). The package includes:
- A 15-minute consultation (a $25 value)
- A 15-minute electrolysis treatment (a $25 value)
Electrolysis by Vanessa's experienced, eponymous technician banishes unwanted body hair with the thermolysis variation of electrolysis. After an informative consultation determines a proper plan of action, the aesthetician wields a thin, needle-like probe designed to heat and demolish connective tissues that facilitate hair growth. The fuzz-removing process aims to carefully interrupt hair's life cycle by blasting follicles with alternating currents and forcing them to go back to kindergarten during retirement. Women can maintain a smooth bikini line, while men can keep lonely eyebrows from holding hands. A relaxing, spa-like environment surrounds patients during their depilating sessions, and all clients receive treatment with their own probe, ensuring all equipment is as clean and sterile as a freshly laundered bar of soap.