Like a boomerang thrown by a vengeful ghost on a carousel, unwanted hair always returns. Frustrate hair's spooky cycles with today's Groupon: for $75, you get four laser hair-removal treatments, valid on the upper lip, chin, men's neckline, ears, underarms, or bikini line (a $40 value/30-minute session), at Electrolysis Center in Geneva (up to a $160 value).
Electrolysis Center removes unwanted down with laser light, restoring hirsute skin to baby-like smoothness. The center uses an LPL laser to disable hair-growing follicles, blasting away fur-sprouting cells while leaving surrounding tissue untouched, like the only coconut-flavored jellybean in a bag of pork rinds. Hair removal usually takes four to six treatments, spaced four to six weeks apart for full effectiveness, and some patients report a mild stinging during the 20- to 30-minute sessions. Groupon customers can use each treatment on different areas, mounting multifront attacks on body hair before going undercover at clandestine meetings of villainous seals.
515 James St.
Geneva, Illinois 60134