What You'll Get
Like a boomerang thrown by a vengeful ghost on a carousel, unwanted hair always returns. Frustrate hair's spooky cycles with today's Groupon: for $75, you get four laser hair-removal treatments, valid on the upper lip, chin, men's neckline, ears, underarms, or bikini line (a $40 value/30-minute session), at Electrolysis Center in Geneva (up to a $160 value).
Electrolysis Center removes unwanted down with laser light, restoring hirsute skin to baby-like smoothness. The center uses an LPL laser to disable hair-growing follicles, blasting away fur-sprouting cells while leaving surrounding tissue untouched, like the only coconut-flavored jellybean in a bag of pork rinds. Hair removal usually takes four to six treatments, spaced four to six weeks apart for full effectiveness, and some patients report a mild stinging during the 20- to 30-minute sessions. Groupon customers can use each treatment on different areas, mounting multifront attacks on body hair before going undercover at clandestine meetings of villainous seals.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 4, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 3 per visit. Must begin treatment by 2/3/12, treatment takes place once per month per area. 8hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply. New clients only. Valid only for upper lip, chin, men's neckline, ears, underarms, and bikini line. Sessions are non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.