Though using quantum-leaping lasers to divide segments of the space-time continuum would theoretically capture a slice of life, it could make the universe implode. Safely preserve moments and memories with today's Groupon: for $495, you get a three-hour photo-booth rental (an $850 value), scrapbooking kit (a $95 value), and party-prop kit (a $45 value) from Elegant Photo Booths (a $990 total value).

Elegant Photo Booths' user-friendly photo configuration comes with a prop kit and scrapbooking package to inspire and capture merriment at any special event. With the help of an attendant, fiesta-goers pose for images that emerge as high-quality prints right after the click. A fully stocked prop kit adds authenticity to a Charlie's Angels pose or a moustache and nose to a face lacking a moustache and nose. Unlimited prints allow everyone to take home their favorite freeze frames, and the recently photographed can preserve their captured souls within a scrapbook using the included adhesives, gel pens, and blank books. Guests receive secure online access to the images for a chance to relive their night of fun or psych themselves up for the next techno-fueled barn raising.