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What You'll Get
In addition to the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's deal: for $45, you get a 90-minute massage of your choice at Element 5 Massage Therapy (a $90 value), located downtown in the historic Salem Arts building.
Professionally licensed massage therapist Heidi Neely quells raving muscle mobs with a variety of massage techniques. Excavate chronic pain from deep dermal layers with the ashiatsu oriental bar therapy, which uses bare feet to compress muscles, or stimulate circulation with a bamboo fusion massage, which incorporates heated, soft bamboo to release tension and unearth subdermal sea urchins. More traditional massage seekers can opt for a Thai, Swedish, or hot-lava-stone massage, while expectant mothers can find respite from ferrying fetal passengers with a prenatal massage. Schedule your massage online.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 24, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.