What You'll Get
Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with today's Groupon to Element 5 Massage Therapy. Choose between the following options:
For $32, you get a one-hour massage (a $65 value), valid for one of the following styles:
- Ashiatsu oriental bar therapy
- Bamboo fusion
- Trigger-point therapy
For $35, you get a one-hour hot-lava-stone massage (an $80 value).
Inside Element 5 Massage Therapy, licensed muscle-mender Heidi Neely harnesses the power of nature, wielding bamboo, lava stones, and bare feet to eliminate bodily creaks and groans. During ashiatsu oriental bar therapy, Heidi frees her feet to scamper across patients' backs, employing her weight to dislodge deep-seated tissue damage and banishing it with an intimidating rendition of the hokey pokey. The bamboo-fusion massage releases tension with the kneading of a heated bamboo plank that increases circulation to troubled areas. During the hot-lava-stone massage, the skilled muscle maven pops out of a papier-mâché volcano to startle pain into submission before manipulating hot stones around the back, channeling healing heat throughout affected areas. Within Element 5's suites, velvet drapes, plush massage tables, and soft-colored walls induce a stress-free state prior to a single touch from Heidi's well-trained hands.
Heidi E. Neely, LMT #10761
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 4, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.