When the skin's solar chargers burn out and the body can no longer draw energy from the sun's delightful rays, you're going to need a dependable backup. Today's Groupon will power your limbs without requiring you to install a battery pack where your appendix used to be. For $20, you get $42 worth of customizable, organic energy bars from Element Bars. This deal cannot be used toward shipping. You can redeem this Groupon starting June 13.
Inspired by the periodic table of elements, the elements of the five Planeteers, and the Elements of Style, Element Bars give you the creative thrill of building your own bar online (up to $3 per bar when you buy a dozen). Build yours atop one of four foundations: nut-buttery chewy oats and flax; even more oaty toasted oats with honey; crispy rice and soynuts; or datey virtually fat-free date puree. With this groundwork laid, add dried fruits such as apricots, cherries, and blueberries, then make like a squirrel and infuriate dogs with whatever cashew-almond-pumpkinseed-soynut combination fills your generous cheek pouches.
As you blend sweet honey, chocolate chips, and agave syrup with omega-3, whey protein, and fiber boosts, the site's sassy real-time nutritional fact chart will break down exactly what fuel you're using to power your chewable energy rocket. It's fun to play around and mix and match, but if you're just cramming any and/or everything into one bar, Element Bars may offer its own recommendations before you check out or it checks you out. You then get the privilege of branding your one-of-a-kind creation with an equally one-of-a-kind name using the hot iron of your keyboard.
The winner of Best Natural Meal Replacement Energy Bar from Bestcovery, Element Bars are made from premium ingredients that steer clear of saturated fats, refined sugars, and difficult-to-spell additives that sound like they belong more in laundry detergent than in healthy food fit for space missions. With today's Groupon, get exactly what you want from your energy bar without the preservatives and Heston-horrifying ingredients that make packaged bars such as Soylent Clif such a stale, cementish bore.
- The bottom line is that this is a unique and creative product that has a lot of appeal. The bars taste great and being able to add your own ingredients is awesome, especially for those with specific diet needs. – Alyssa Gregory, Type-A Mom
- ...these bars come directly to you, beautifully packaged. Ideal for desk drawers, pocket books and briefcases, Element Bars gets our vote for #1 Best Natural Meal Replacement Energy Bar and with the ability to name your bar, you will be admired for your genius. – Stefan Pinto, Bestcovery