What You'll Get
Roughly 85% of New Year's resolutions never make it past the hypothetical phase, according to an unfinished study that was abandoned in early February. Celebrate following through with today's Groupon: for $75, you get three one-hour personal-training sessions at Element Fitness in Long Island City (a $255 value). The experienced, certified personal trainers at Element Fitness conspire with clients to defeat lethargy by drawing up specific fitness goals and fostering achievement of lean dreams and buff ambitions. By exalting virtues of dedication, discipline, hard work, recovery, and validation, the personal instruction hones in on a variety of exercise methods to help clients lose weight, increase performance, and survive grocery-store mosh pits. All exercisers must call ahead to schedule their personal-training sessions.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 24, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Must attend first session by 7/24/11. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.