What You'll Get
Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a one-hour Swedish massage at Elements of Health (a $70 value).
The licensed massage therapists at Elements of Health relieve tension and relax bodies with tried-and-true Swedish kneading and tapping, with a combined 18 years of experience. Each massage uses light or medium pressure to loosen knots and alleviate stress. The smooth, gliding strokes ease muscle tension and promote relaxation, easing overworked muscles and melting tension into a conveniently positioned bucket. An effective treatment for stress reduction and the improvement of blood circulation, Swedish massage also relieves anxiety, depression, and trauma resulting from having a quarter painfully extracted from an ear by a street magician. While not included in this Groupon, clients may upgrade services to trigger point therapy, deep-tissue, or craniosacral massages for an additional $15.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 2, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required or fee up to Groupon price may apply. New clients only. Treatments are non-transferable. May apply value toward upgrade for trigger point therapy, deep tissue, or craniosacral massage for addt'l $15. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.