Using a pillowy bun as a barrier, hamburgers are safely protected from environmental hazards such as open manholes and greasy-handed schoolchildren. Enjoy snugly shielded sandwiches with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of burgers, fresh-cut fries, creamy shakes, and more at Elevation Burger. Tax is not included.
Elevation Burger serves only organic, grass-fed, free-range beef that is ground and handcrafted on the premises. Elevation's bovines are never grain-fed, given antibiotics, constrained in a pen, or forced to rewrite Jane Austin novels into mediocre romantic comedies. A good intro to the hearty menu is the Elevation burger ($5.99), which tantalizes the taste buds with two organic patties and a double helping of fresh-sliced real cheddar cheese. Regular burgers ($3.59) contain half the meat and an optional serving of cheddar, and also garner half the respect from your competitive-eater uncle. Herbivores and the herbivoyeurs who secretly watch them can find plenty of vegan and veggie burger options ($3.59), while relapsed carnaholics can get back on the chuck wagon with a half the guilt burger ($5.19), made with one meat and one veggie patty. All burgers come with a choice of tasty toppings, including caramelized onions, balsamic mustard, hot pepper relish, Elevation sauce, and more.
To give your burger a play date in your stomach's jungle gym, side it with French fries ($2.49), which Elevation Burger cuts fresh and then fries in heart-healthy olive oil with no trans fats or saturated fats. Chocolate, vanilla, or coffee ice creams are hand-scooped into thick, filling, and soul-satisfying shakes and malts ($3.89) that can include Oreos, chocolate syrup, bananas, and more. Round out your complete breakfast, lunch, or second lunch with fresh-baked organic cookies ($1.49) and a selection of gourmet sodas and juices ($2.10–$2.25). The burgerie’s warm, welcoming interiors (lit by fluorescents and LEDs) have been cultivated from renewable, environmentally neighborly materials, and energy-efficient appliances are a priority. Enjoy a savory meal that contributes to the preservation of our planet, which in turn will provide a home for our future soy-robot overlords, with today's Groupon to Elevation Burger.
- These burgers are packed with natural juiciness and the fries (cooked in olive oil) are also awesome. – Wayne S., Yelp
- The burgers are just really really tasty, the meat is juicy and flavoursome [sic], and the cheese is probably the best franchise-burger-joint cheese i can think of, off the top of my head. the fries are golden, crispy and tasty, with a good amount of crunchy salt. Because they're [sic] been hand fried, you get a bunch of really dry crispy fries mixed in with the soft, potatoey [sic] ones, just like the chips i'm used to at home. They're reall [sic] delicious. – Matthew B., Yelp