Using a pillowy bun as a barrier, hamburgers are safely protected from environmental hazards such as open manholes and greasy-handed schoolchildren. Enjoy snugly shielded sandwiches with today's Groupon: for $6, you get $12 worth of burgers, fresh-cut fries, tasty shakes, and more at Elevation Burger, located in the Moorestown Mall in Moorestown, New Jersey.
Elevation Burger serves only organic, grass-fed, free-range beef that is ground and handcrafted on the premises. Elevation's bovines are never grain-fed, given antibiotics, constrained in a pen, or forced to rewrite Jane Austin novels into mediocre romantic comedies. A good intro to the hearty menu is the Elevation burger ($5.99), which tantalizes the taste buds with two organic patties and a double helping of fresh-sliced real cheddar cheese. Regular burgers ($3.59–$3.99) contain half the meat and an optional serving of cheddar and also garner half the respect from your competitive-eater uncle. Herbivores and the herbivoyeurs who secretly watch them can find plenty of vegan and veggie burger options ($3.59), and relapsed carnaholics can get back on the chuck wagon with a Half the Guilt burger ($5.19), made with one meat and one veggie patty.
All burgers come with a choice of tasty toppings, including caramelized onions, balsamic mustard, hot-pepper relish, and Elevation sauce. To give your burger a play date in your stomach's jungle gym, side it with french fries ($2.59), which Elevation Burger cuts fresh and then fries in heart-healthy olive oil with no trans fats or saturated fats. Chocolate, vanilla, or coffee ice creams are hand-scooped into thick, filling, and soul-satisfying shakes and malts ($3.89) with up to two free toppings, such as Oreos, chocolate syrup, or bananas. Round out your complete breakfast, lunch, or second lunch with fresh-baked organic cookies ($0.99 for three) and a selection of gourmet sodas and juices ($1.99–$2.25).
The burgerie’s warm, welcoming interior (lit by fluorescents and LEDs) has been cultivated from renewable, environmentally neighborly materials, and energy-efficient appliances are a priority. Enjoy a savory meal that contributes to the preservation of our planet, which in turn will provide a home for our future soy-robot overlords.
400 Rte. 38
Moorestown, New Jersey 08057