Personal training is much more than detailed instruction on how to be an actual person. Achieve your fitness goals in a one-on-one setting with today's Groupon: for $75, you get three personal-training sessions (up to a $240 value) at Elite Bodies by J. Ellis Jones.

Owner and head trainer J. Ellis Jones and his accomplished staff accompany all seekers of health on their quests for weight loss and buffness. Overall strength, flexibility, and muscle sentience can be improved via a series of three inspiring and perspiration-inducing 45-minute personal-training sessions (up to an $80 value each). An initial fitness evaluation helps Elite Bodies customize a training program for every eager exerciser, determining whether they're better off running on the rotating belt of a treadmill or manning the rotating sails of a windmill. Pounds are further pulverized with nutrition and weight-loss counseling, which focuses on healthy eating. All starter strong-arms must call ahead to schedule an appointment, and the remaining two sessions must be used within 30 days of the first session.