What You'll Get
Humans developed smiles as a way to deflect predators in the wild and former bosses in the grocery store. Protect yourself with today's Groupon: for $59, you get an Ultrasonic Toothbrush, including shipping, from Elite Brights online (a $225 value).
Elite Brights constructs state-of-tomorrow toothbrushes to give mouths and their owners the confidence to smile with clean and healthy teeth. Like a fleet of Olympic rowers, Elite Brights' Ultrasonic Toothbrush boasts 30,000 powerful strokes per minute to keep tusks plaque-free even beneath the gum line. A two-minute built-in timer conveniently lets hygiene heroes know they've completed their regimen, and the brush's ergonomically architected and completely waterproof design allows brush-bearers to comfortably brush at home or while vacationing on a sunken ship. The brush is also capable of an extended charge to keep it buzzing throughout long travel trips, and comes with five brush heads for timely bristle rotations.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 7, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 5 per person, may buy 5 additional as gifts. Not valid until 11/9/11. Online only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.