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What You'll Get
Hair is like a politician—while it exhibits a certain smoothness, revealing too much of itself could result in public scandal. Avoid hairy situations with today's Groupon: for $115, you get three laser hair-removal treatments at Elite Care Clinic in Bladensburg. Choose from the following areas: upper lip (a $400 package value), chin (a $475 package value), underarms (a $475 package value), and bikini line (a $600 package value). All treatments must be used on one area.
Elite Care Clinic is helmed by Dr. Vicken Poochikian, a board-certified doctor well versed in laser technologies that halt human-hair growth. Tap his team of follicular fighters to banish brazen blades using Elite MPX–laser technology effective for all skin types. During each 5–10-minute treatment, lasers emit light beams that penetrate strands, designed to hamper future hair growth without harming surrounding skin. Wide-beam laser technology treats gaggles of growths at once, resulting in more efficient treatment. Those fearing procedural discomfort may get a topical anesthetic to minimize separation anxiety resulting from the great schism between skin and strands.
According to Elite Care Clinic, effective removal generally requires six treatments. Upper-lip hair removal allows milk mustaches to regain sole control of the limelight and bikini treatments gets bodies bathing suit ready. Upon completing all sessions, hair remains grounded like a sullen teenager for a longer duration than tweezing, waxing, shaving, or rebellion alone. Free parking is available on the clinic's site.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 23, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Valid only for upper lip, chin, underarms or bikini line. Tax included. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Elite Care Clinic
The staff at Elite Care Clinic view every patient-practitioner connection as a partnership. Led by Dr. Vicken Poochikian, a physician with more than a quarter century of experience, the team delivers comprehensive internal medicine and testing, as well as consultations on preventive health care, to help identify and cure current ailments while preventing the onset of other illnesses such as rock ‘n’ roll fever. Weight-management programs help clients look and feel their best, and skincare services, including laser hair-removal and spider-vein treatments, employ advanced laser technologies to achieve aesthetic goals.