What You'll Get
A bright smile can be used to stun deer, freezing them in their tracks so that their antlers may be better used as hat racks. Doff your dental discolorations with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a Zoom! teeth-whitening treatment at Elite Dental Group (a $500 value).
Within a soothing spa setting filled with modern technology, Elite Dental Group restores gleam to Cheshire grins via the Zoom! method of laser tooth illumination. Experienced fang-wranglers perform this in-office artistry, first bedaubing teeth with a special paste. Next, Lilliputian stain fighters bombard sullied smiles with squirt guns as a laser waltzes gracefully across cusps, activating chemicals that restore whiteness and make proud papa lasers weep. The one-hour treatment results in mild, temporary sensitivity, while purity may persist for up to four years, depending on the client's use of coffee, tobacco, tea, wine, and foul language. Learn more about Dr. Oscar L. Castro's many accomplishments and awards here.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 23, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Reservation required; subject to availability. 24-hour cancellation notice or $25 fee may apply. Tax not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.