What You'll Get
Match your smile to the season by dressing your mouth bones to seamlessly blend with impending white outs, white beards, and minimalist iPod commercials. Set your pearly pearls to holiday high beam with today’s Groupon: $179 gets you ZOOM! teeth whitening at Elite Dental NYC, a $699 value. The skilled dentists at this cozy Midtown cosmetic practice, led by Thomas L. Lovetere, DDS, use cutting-edge treatments to provide patients with top cosmetic care. Your Groupon gets you a premium teeth whitening that will quickly scrub away undesirable traces of coffee, cigarette, or premium latex-paint consumption.
ZOOM! advanced power whitening is the fastest way to move up a few steps on the absence of color scale. In just three successive 15-minute sessions, your chompers will whiten by an average of eight shades, equivalent to being punched by God twice. The procedure’s proprietary whitening gel and finely tuned specialty light work in tandem to gently un-color your grin. Part science, part chemistry, and part white wizard sorcery, there is no faster method to redefine your happy face.
Pretend there’s a picture on your wall that’s been hanging there for decades. One day, you decide to remove that painting. The stark contrast between where the picture once hung and the dull and dusty wall surrounding that area is equal to or greater than the drastic effects of ZOOM! See what past recipients of this zippy service have to say about it.
Dr. Lovetere and his team of hockey-playing bears strive to make each visit to their office as relaxing as possible. While your treatment seizes the color from your teeth, you can comfortably watch TV or kick back and listen to some tunes. The comfy seats and inviting service create an environment where there is nothing sterile except for the equipment itself. Teeth whitenings, as well as the sparsely used teeth-replaced-with-kernels-of-variegated-maize service, are by appointment only.
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Elite Dental NYC has testimonials on its site:
- My visits to your office have always been very comfortable...like going to my own living room. I also feel very whole after leaving knowing that my teeth are in great shape. – Alvin Puentevella
- Elite Dental NYC is like going to a friends house rather than seeing a dentist. Everything was fantastic! – The Lagno Family
Before Tooth Whitening
Before teeth-whitening techniques were in vogue, victims of stained teeth had to either endure embarrassment or hide their shame using a variety of inconvenient concealing methods:
- elaborate paper-mâché disguises
- mustaches combed downward or chest hair combed upward
- removal of offending teeth
- Shaquille O’Neal masks
- sock in mouth
- pancake in mouth
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 9, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. May purchase multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Limited holiday hours. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.