Teeth have long been important to humans, allowing us to break down food, threaten prey, and bite our dates’ fingernails during horror movies. Protect your pearly whites with today’s Groupon: for $59, you get a dental or orthodontic exam at Elite Dental (a $340 total value). This Groupon is valid at the locations in San Antonio and Pleasanton. Each exam includes the following:
- A cleaning (an $80 value)
- Any necessary x-rays (an $80 value)
- A video exam (an $80 value)
- A consultation or a braces consultation (a $100 value)
At Elite Dental, Dr. Roger Arredondo and Dr. Michael Liska and their staffs of teeth detectives x-ray mouths for evidence of shady cavities. They also pop an intraoral camera into face caves and broadcast enlarged images of mouths—highlighting more visible problems such as plaque and teeth-gang violence. To keep oral health in tip-top shape, hygienists then scrub and scrape 32 of the tongue’s best friends, disarming potential cavities of the tools they use to unlawfully break into molar mansions and incisor condos. The dentist tops off the exam with a consultation that reviews any newly revealed problems, a consultation that discusses the benefits of braces, or a consultation that highlights the flaws, or lack thereof, in From Justin to Kelly.