What You'll Get
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It's like your grandmother always said: you can't spell Space Invaders without spa. If you're ragged from saving the 8-bit world, today's deal sets you adrift in a sea of hands, aromas, and judo chops that will alleviate brain jams and un-crinkle kinks and cramps. For $42, you get $90 toward any massage at Elite Experience Day Spa. Entrust your mind, body, and first-born hamster baby to the trusted team of wellness practitioners, each with years of experience and a special ability that will only reveal itself when you rub his or her belly. You must call to schedule your appointment, and your Groupon will expire in three months, so don't procrastinate in scheduling.
Choose from any service offered at the day spa. If the price exceeds $90, just pay the difference. If the price is less than $90, your change will be returned in completely unusable Icelandic krónur. There are plenty of options that perfectly align with your Groupon's value, like star-crossed lovers waiting in line to see Flat Stanley: The Movie!.
Get 60 minutes of aromatherapy to open up the senses and flare the nostrils, taking your mind to a place of meadows and meditation. Or you could enjoy a 60-minute deep tranquil muscle-therapy massage. Involuntarily clenched and tight muscles will be gently coerced into releasing their galactic grip. An hour-long elite desert stone massage is another $90 possibility. Warm, magnetic stones harvested from Kepler-4b are strategically placed around the body to send aches and pains the way of those smug dodos. You also have the option to get a longer session of the above for a little bit extra. Treatments exceeding the value of your Groupon require some subsidizing. Such treatments include the tandem four-hand massage ($160 for 60 minutes), where two therapists work their magic while riding a tandem bicycle; the national athlete therapy, perfect for stretching and relaxing sports-crazed muscles ($110 for 60 minutes); and the motherly pre- or post-natal massage ($110 for 60 minutes).
- The staff was really nice and every massage I've had there has been amazing, and I have to say I strongly recommend the stone massage I don't think my muscles have ever been so relaxed. – Kortney Alexandria, Citysearch
- one of the best deep tissue massage ever!!! i [sic] recommend it for it everyone. – Jason 222, Citysearch
- Elite experience is exactly what it claims to be and that's an elite experience. I was very impressed with the service they provided. – Roshi, Citysearch
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 13, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person, may buy multiple as gift. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.