What You'll Get
Aside from climbing out of rattlesnake-infested quicksand or posing for rattlesnake-infested watercolor portraits, few activities combine the focus and physicality seen in martial-arts training. Give fist-paintings a little martial artistry with today’s Groupon to Elite MMA and Fitness. Choose between the following options:
- For $32, you get one month of Cardio Kickboxing classes (a $65 value).<p>
- For $32, you get one month of children’s MMA classes (a $65 value).<p>
Squalls of kicks and punches descend upon Elite MMA and Fitness each day as trainers at one of the largest MMA facilities in Texas infuse dormant muscles with a heaping dose of thunder. Classes for ages 16 and up combine the principles of combat with the rigors of intensive conditioning in workouts that appeal to fighters of all skill levels. As minds tone their gray matter by contemplating the workout possibilities of an 18,000-square-foot facility, instructors send bodies through a gauntlet designed to shatter somnolence and heighten adrenaline to imminent-telemarketing-call levels. Adult students can improve their stamina and self-defensive statures in Cardio Kickboxing classes, which provide a heart-racing workout. Alternately, MMA classes for children ages 6–15 are readily available to teach wee ones the ways of punching, kicking, and entering the thunderdome.
Students can attend an unlimited number of classes in either conditioning discipline throughout one month. Courses are typically held in the afternoons and evenings on weekdays, though the schedule is subject to change on dates when nearby villages need to be defended from rampaging herds of yeti. Contact Elite MMA and Fitness for an up-to-date schedule of classes.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 17, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must activate by 04/17/12, classes expire 1 month from activation date. Must sign waiver. New clients only. Classes are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.