Gravity's harsh dictatorship, the realities of aging, and 3-pound dumbbell earrings can all weigh skin down. Lighten your load with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a microdermabrasion treatment at Elite Ocean Spa (up to a $99 value).

Elite Ocean Spa's friendly aestheticians foster a warm atmosphere for restoring faces to their naturally smooth state. Within soothing private rooms, the microdermabrasion treatment sloughs off squatting deadbeat skin to reveal a vibrant visage capable of reflecting the light of the sun back to its smug spot in the sky. Following a complimentary consultation, clients can sip on a complimentary beverage and turn mind matter on autopilot as melanocytes are gently ushered into atmospheric oblivion, stimulating cell growth and collagen production. The 45-minute treatment can help decrease the appearance of hyperpigmentation, fine lines, wrinkles, Sharpie mustaches, and acne scars. Elite Ocean Spa recommends a series of four to six treatments in 7 to 10 day intervals for optimum results.

Though Elite Ocean Spa sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.

Reviews

WaySpa.com reviewers give Elite Ocean Spa a 9.5 average out of 10:

• The staff was wonderful and the treatments were out of this world. I loved it! – Jennifer
• Very relaxing but not pretentious. Owner and staff are very accommodating. Exceptionally clean and inviting. Treatments exceeded expectations. Highly recommend. – Dale