In nature, the only way for animals to achieve perfect vision is to crossbreed with an eagle, usually resulting in eagle-eyed abominations such as snakes with talons and flying pumas. Keeping human senses sharp is a less formidable task, as today’s Groupon to Elite Optical, located in the Greenfield Professional Village in Mesa. Choose between the following options:

• For $50, you get an eye exam (a $140 value) and $150 toward prescription glasses (a $290 value).
• For $35, you get $100 toward sunglasses.

Dr. Douglas Miner and Elite Optical’s experienced staff members sharpen up blurry vision with eye exams, LASIK evaluations, and a spread of fashionable wares. Comprehensive eye exams (a $140 value) make use of the latest in eye-checking technology to identify any impairments, diseases, or insecure irises in need of a confidence-boosting compliment. Afterward, the knowledgeable staff will guide customers through the extensive collection of designer spectacles from brands including Bebe, Dior, Ray Ban, Coach, Silhouette, and Kenneth Cole, as well as sport frames for athletes participating in swimming, skiing, biking, or tater tot paintballing. This deal also offers 30% off a second pair of glasses, but the frame and lenses must be included to receive the discount.

A children's play area diverts the attention of little ones as parents peruse the eyewear-lined walls, temporarily assuming new identities such as the librarian, the superhero in disguise, and Teddy Roosevelt.