If left to its own devices, a house will forswear bathing, fill its interior with half-chewed Doritos, and refuse to clean up after its dust bunnies. Show your home who’s boss with today’s Groupon to Elite Services. Choose from the following options:

• For $65, you get cleaning for a one-bedroom and one-bathroom home of up to 950 square feet (a $135 value).
• For $70, you get cleaning for a two-bedroom and two-bathroom home of up to 1,500 square feet (a $150 value).
• For $80, you get cleaning for a three-bedroom and three-bathroom home of up to 2,400 square feet (a $175 value).

A supervised crew wages total war on armies of allergens posted in the farthest corners of homes, capturing clandestine dust bunnies and combing over counters to ensure safe kitchen passageways. A bathroom cleaner disinfects toilets, tubs, and showers before scrubbing antibacterial elbow grease into sinks and floors. Vacuums and dusters expunge dust from carpets, furniture, and cavernous cubbyholes under beds, while a kitchen staff member massages toasters stressed from heaving Pop-Tarts and clears cobwebs from unused ovens. Field supervisors manage every job, ensuring quality control and giving clients a point of contact in case they have special requests.

All of Elite Services’ cleaning solutions are friendly to pets, the environment, and dazed acquaintances found napping in closets after weekend parties. The company recommends scheduling service a week in advance and allowing at least 90 minutes for service in smaller homes.