What You'll Get
Wrinkles result from colossal shifts in the epidermis's natural plate tectonics, and those shifts result from thinking too hard about why the dinosaurs went extinct. Fix facial fault lines with today's Groupon: for $49, you get two nonsurgical face-lifts at Elite Ceuticals (a $120 value).
Elite Ceuticals’ nonsurgical face-lifts mold mugs into taut canvases using an FDA-approved combination of natural and medicinal ingredients. A friendly technician will simply apply this specially calibrated balm to your frontispiece and let its amino acids and omega-3, -6, and -9 go to work tightening pores, liquidating lines, and making it easier to roll rs. As beauty bonuses, an eye treatment erases signs of sleepiness, a scalp massage kneads the scalp, and an aloe hand conditioning rejuvenates hands high-fived by winter’s wind hands. Walk-ins are welcome at Elite Ceuticals, but all reservations must be held with a credit card or gift certificate.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 26, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Must redeem second treatment within 30 days of the first treatment. Non-transferable. No cash value. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Elite Studio Beaute Lounge
Before developing Elite Ceuticals Non Surgical Face Lift, the owner spent more than 20 years formulating skincare products for other companies. Armed with that experience, she creates skincare blends that stimulate and revive aging skin with aloe vera that's grown hydroponically—that is, fed a regimen of minerals and vitamins and never treated with pesticides or put through a laminating machine.